Pay it Forward

I love stupid jokes. The cheesier the better. I've always had some sort of affinity towards them, remembering ones I like and collecting them as if they were baseball cards. My personal all time favorite is, obviously, the sausage joke.

Two sausages are frying in a pan. The first one says, "Man it's getting hot in here." The second one screams, "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

See? Hilarious. If a guy were to use an awful joke on me as a pick up line, I might just swoon. Actually I did way back in high school when someone asked me, "What did the man say when he lost his tracker?" (me: shrug) "Hey where's my tracker?!" (He probably doesn't remember saying this to me which is okay because I won in the end. I have a new awesome joke.)

Another thing I love his karma. I love helping people out, doing good deeds, the whole lot. I don't care much about compensation, I just like making a difference. I like buying presents for orphans at Christmas (finding their names and information on trees placed in every mall). I like holding the door open for people, regardless of gender. I like giving compliments or encouragement. I like helping people when they need help. I like reading to my grandparents and leaving pennies on the ground for kids to pick up.

What do these two things have in common? Good question. Over at Oh! How Lovely!, I won her pay it forward contest by telling my awesome cheesy joke:

Two cows were standing in a field. The first one says, "Have you heard about that mad cow disease?" The second says, "Yeah! It’s a good thing we’re penguins!"

Because she is being oh so lovely and sending me a gift, I am excited to do the same. For you all, my wonderful readers.

So here's the deal. Between now and Sunday, leave a comment if you'd like to be entered in my pay it forward contest. I'll randomly choose three winners (names pulled from a hat) and they will all receive gifts from me (and will hopefully continue to spread the love and host their own contests). What will these gifts be, you may ask? Well, let's just say I have a nice collection of highlighters waiting to be given away.

I kid. The prizes will be some assortment of fun things that I can find in Orlando. I love giving presents, so this is quite fun for me. So, please, comment! Enter! Win!